(Source: memewhore)

super-who-lockian:

abiblr:

entelijan:

echelonsohma:

nowtheresanideaalfrey:

… These kids will rule the world.

THE LAST ONE THO.

I need these children

When the blind lead the blind, get out the way. #profound

Some of these would look so good on t-shirts

super-who-lockian:

abiblr:

entelijan:

echelonsohma:

nowtheresanideaalfrey:

… These kids will rule the world.

THE LAST ONE THO.

I need these children

When the blind lead the blind, get out the way. #profound

Some of these would look so good on t-shirts

whatthefuckistevvs:

meowhirukoizumi:

whatthefuckistevvs:

meowhirukoizumi:

whatthefuckistevvs:

meowhirukoizumi:

o(h no he’s cute)wen

Dear Dairy Peej’s hair is so shiny i wonder what shampoo he uses

dear diary today parker smelled like citrus and perfection

Dear Dairy Parker spootted me and ran away does this mean he likes me?

dear diary today I sat with parker for like an hour and he didn’t even get mad at me!!!

ps he’s such a cute sleeper

I JUST SPAT MY DRINK NO

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

Boomdiada boomdiada boomdiada boomdiada~

koblala:

jayrockin:

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

image

kinkyturtle:

avri-wallflower:

sourcedumal:

Fuck special snowflakes who think like this.

Gurl bye

Your ass ain’t fucking special because you don’t wear makeup.

You’re not fucking better than the woman with large breasts who wears tank tops.

You’re a piece of shit because you are putting sexist stereotypes onto other women in some anti-feminine bullshit.

If you don’t like it, why’d you comment on it? I think it’s awesome and you’re probably one of the girls up there that wears makeup and shortshorts and tiny tanktops. And most kids today wear makeup because they think they aren’t pretty and need it. So deal with it. And get over yourself.

girl bye.

lemme tell you something: I wear tons of fucking make up. I wear short dresses. I walk around with a face that looks about as fake as it can get outside of a fucking barbie doll. and I like it that way. and, despite what you seem to think, no, it’s not because i think i’m ugly. i just fucking like makeup (and trust, i’ve spent years examining my own motivations and how they’re tied to internalized self-hated, fatphobia and misogyny so don’t EVEN cause you don’t know what you’re talking about).

I also read ravenously; engage in discourse regarding philosphy, art, economics, politics, race, gender, sexuality; make subversive art; and love comics and film and music. I’M A FUCKING PERSON IS WHAT I’M SAYING. 

like how fucking deep is this goddamn image when the spine of the book JUST SAYS THE WORD ‘BOOK’.

this kind of bullshit narrative, other than furthering a misogynistic dichotomy that pits women against each other, is also a complete fucking fallacy. A huge majority of average women DON’T DO THIS. you aren’t the lone plain jane in an army of cake-faced, bottle blonde barbies—if you look around, you’ll see that most women just throw on jeans and tops and very little makeup. 

I get that this kind of shit is an attempt to fight back against media-made images of what womanhood is supposed to be. I get it. (thought isn’t it interesting that the “weirdo” in the picture is still thin and conventionally attractive??)

but attacking other women who you perceive as being stupid or carbon copies because of their fucking appearance doesn’t fight back against shit. it actually does EXACTLY what the patriarchy wants us to do—engenders more hatred and competition between women. 

but you know, whatever, continue to think you’re so goddamn special. i’ll be over here reading AND wearing hot pink lipstick and having a hell of a time doing it. 

helioscentrifuge:

djlegz:

sizvideos:

Video

Assassin’s Creed screams in the distance

i don’t even have enough shit to put in all those compartments and i fucking want it

helioscentrifuge:

djlegz:

sizvideos:

Video

Assassin’s Creed screams in the distance

i don’t even have enough shit to put in all those compartments and i fucking want it